Political Rants

If Hillary becomes president then life as we know it will cease to exist. I tell you that the universe will implode in on itself and everything of every race, ethnicity, religion, or political view will die. And no, I’m not overestimating things…the only reason she isn’t the Anti-Christ is because she’d make such a horrible leader…

She represents everything I hate about politics and then some! I watched part of the debate tonight (I say part because there’s no way I could last the entire thing without my head exploding) and oh holy shit fuck…if she gets elected we’re screwed.

 One thing being discussed (well they weren’t really discussing anything because as soon as a topic was presented Hillary Rodam took no more than 4 seconds to change it to something completely different and of no value) was the Bush’s energy bill and the candidates’ reasons for voting for or against it. Hillary Rodam (actually I’m going to refer to her as “the chipmunk” because she must have put in cheek implants or something because I didn’t really see a face…it was just cheeks) voted against it of course. Why? Because of the tax breaks the oil companies got was her reasoning, despite the fact she has none! Now let’s think this through now…the oil companies are aware of the fact that oil will NOT be around forever and that “being green” is the new hip thing to do. The big bad oil companies are investing massive amounts of money into green and clean energy! Google BP and the second hit you get is BP Solar! If a company is going to be able to mass produce new “green” energy devices on a large scale, who can do a better job? Billy Bob and his backyard garage or a company with the resources to actually invest in such a project? Think about it. When you consider the facts, those big billion dollar tax breaks are actually being invested into clean energy! But if your a chipmunk then you don’t care about the facts now do you?

Alright, that’s #1 of 3 things on the chipmunk and energy…time for #2…once again she outdoes herself with the classic “answer that actually has no answer in it at all” answer. The subject of nuclear energy was brought up (nuclear power is SAFE and CLEAN…get it through your heads people! Do you have any idea how many nuclear warheads exist in the world and around you? No problem with that but I’ll be damned if we build a nuclear plant! France gets 79% of its energy from nuclear and they’re a big giant pussy!) and Hillary was asked about her view on it and what her energy policy would be…ready?…she would 1: not allow any more nuclear plants to be constructed until it could be made more safe…(hey bitch! it’s already as safe as it’s ever going to be!!! and if you don’t want nuclear then stop complaining about the enviornment!) and 2: not allow any more coal plants to be constructed…my head’s going to frickn explode! She named 2 things! 2! TWO!! Both if which are not something that would create cleaner energy! Guess what that means? No more nuclear or coal means more OIL and NATURAL GAS (fossil fuels cough cough) would be used since our energy demand is sharply going up! And how about you point your chipmunk eyes over at the Chinese and their energy policy…2/3 of their power comes from coal and guess what? in the next few years they have over 560 new planned coal units to be built. That’s 2 new coal plants being opened every WEEK! But in the eyes of democrats like Hillary Rodham, America is always the worst thing in any category no matter what it is.

Time for #3 and your going to want to sit don for this one…the chipmunk in her dream enviornment of communism is next…it was during the topic of the energy bill and she started rambling about Bush’s tax cuts for the oil companies (which if you read the beginning is actually good…and that’s just from a “green” perspective and I haven’t even included the economical benefits of it) and her “plan.” The words out of her mouth were “profit-tax”…a tax on companies making high profits…THAT’S FUCKING COMMUNISM!!! Not to mention that would be a horrible thing to happen in terms of energy. If the oil companies are taxed for high profits, then they’ll just produce less to avoid the tax. Them producing less oil to save money means shorter supply for us and higher prices. And if she uses her communist ways to control the oil companies then they’ll just jack up the price to compensate for the cost of the tax! But why in the world would Hillary consider that? Remember she doesn’t care about facts, just whatever people want to hear that will make them vote for her!

My old high school principal said a very famous thing nobody in the school will forget and that’s “DON’T DO STUPID”…so please I beg you…don’t do stupid by voting for the chipmunk for president!

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